I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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