talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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You have to summon your inner elephant
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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