can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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