just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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