I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
