we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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