I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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