he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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