New low: just hacked my moms facebook
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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