Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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