bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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