You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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