Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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