Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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