Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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