he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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