I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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