Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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