Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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