wat bout pragnant strippers??
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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