Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
