I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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