I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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