I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize