therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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