Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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