Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It was confusing and full of hummus
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.