Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth