Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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