remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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