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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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