Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
His nipple licking is glorious
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