My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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