He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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