So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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