im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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