i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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