yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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