i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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