You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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