Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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