I love black thongs
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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