I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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