I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
