Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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