it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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