we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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