Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I need a beard to bite.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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