I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
