I wish you could order shots online.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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