guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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