it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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