i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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