never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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