Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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