i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.