So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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