They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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